I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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