I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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