5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i believe in u and ur pee
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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