well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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