how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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