i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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