Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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