People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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