So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
