when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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