We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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