He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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