so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
