i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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