last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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