we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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