I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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