I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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