I got chris browned last night
So drunk its hurt
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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