I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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