Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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