the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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