The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
