Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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