the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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