who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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