just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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