sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
