I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
P.S. I can't hear my feet
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize