And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I love you. Go after that dick
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
