I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
