My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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