i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
