Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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