we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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