Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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