I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm both gender and math confused
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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