I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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