I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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