I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
they're like a gay fantastic four
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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