If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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