Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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