Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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