After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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