it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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