did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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