Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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