if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i love accidental penises.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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its like you know when i get waxed
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