But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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