Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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