youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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