What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize