so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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