Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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