I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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