Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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