i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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