I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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